Enter the Bibliophilia

strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

then

there’s

German

students

not

giving

a

single

fuck

have some more:

Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

sunjolras:

so like

if you ever want to unfollow me

for literally any reason

you can do that

i want you to have a nice dash

i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have

if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask

i have anon on for a reason 

that’s all sweet honeychildren

sher:

There is this iPhone app for Virgin media that contains a remote that allows you to control your TiVo box.

My brother is currently in the living room watching tv, I am in the dinning room with my iPhone remote. Every time he turns the tv on I turn it off. I can just hear him shouting and getting angrier and angrier because he had no idea what the fuck is going on. 

This is the best thing i’ve ever done. 10/10 would recommend.  

nooby-banana:

marty-mc:

ikolism:

when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot